camp in a nutshell

my camp theme = everyway heroes: strong. courageous. immovable.

my camp main ingredient = gorgeous young women with immense potential


my camp element of surprise = torrential downpour, timing of which is right when tents are being set up upon arrival at camp

my absolute camp requirement = call a good cook, plan a divine menu

my camp rule = there is safety in numbers and have an excellent assistant

my camp philosphy = act crazy and have oodles of fun


my camp treat = other people's s'mores
{but not really}

my camp survival kit = eric

the end.